Phony bill

I was in New York city a couple of weekends back, working, and learned a really valuable life lesson. Never make long distance calls from the hotel room telephone. Sadly my Tonka Toys cel phone was technologically crippled south of the 49th parallel, so I had little choice. Ironically ALL of the calls were to the cel phones of my co-workers who were ALSO in New York that weekend.

My hotel phone bill was $350.00 U.S.

I’ll repeat that figure in case you want to write it down - $350.00 U.S.

This was for approx 20 phone calls, most of which were less than 60 seconds.

This life lesson brought to you by my dumb ass. You’re welcome.