One of the most infamous lines in pop lyricism is Dan Hill’s “Sometimes when we touch/the honesty’s too much”
An invitation to derision, to be sure.
In answer to this, and for no reason other than I’m bored, here is my homage (as the kids say) to this putrid piece of pathetic pseudo-poignancy…
Sometimes when I fart/I like to call it art
Sometimes when I walk/it’s just around the block
Sometimes when I drive/I drink a “Five Alive”
Sometimes when I eat/there’s nothing on my feet
Sometimes when I sleep/my dreams are very deep
Sometimes when I swim/I should be at the gym
Sometimes when I work/it’s fun to be a jerk
And I have to close my eyyyyyyes, and hide.
Sunday, December 2, 2007
Silly Love Songs
Posted by Prodizee at 3:40 PM
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