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New game: "Where in the world is George Bush's brain?"

In a last ditch attempt to control the thoughts, wills and actions of those living in a "free" America (isn't that what the Iraq war is about, freedom? No?) G.W.B. is drafting legislation that will redefine certain methods of contraception as ABORTION.

Dear Mr Bush - in order for an abortion to take place there first has to be something to abort. Contraception is a pre-emptive strike against the potential need for abortion. You know what a pre-emptive strike is, correct?

Six months and counting folks, hold your breath...